>!!!ATTENTION!!!<
What you are about to witness is REAL LIFE CREATUREDOM. I RISKED my LIFE and BODY to document and report on MYSTERIOUS CREATURE SIGHTINGS. These SCARY creatures are NOT for the faint of heart.
!!! DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU ARE WEAK OF HEART, BODY OR SOUL !!!
(Disclaimer: I do not/did not attempt to interact, feed, or disrupt any creatures shown in these photos. The only time I interact with them is when they are in clear danger or are in a place they are not supposed to be; even then, I do not touch or get close them. I am an animal watcher, and I respect the natural order and divide between human and animal.)
CREATURE 1
STATUS:UNIDENTIFIED FUCKING THING!!!
THIS MENACING beast was in my SIDE-YARD! I believe it to be INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS. I attempted to shoo it off with a honk of my car horn, but it IGNORED IT! I was FRIGHTENED for my LIFE!
The creature stood up on its hind claws and SNIFFED AT ME, a CLEAR sign of creature intimidation!!!! After it smelt me, it ran BACK into the woods to do DASTARDLY activities!!!! MY HOUSE MAY NOT BE CREATURE SAFE FOR LONG!
This beast has very large satellite ears and a bright pink nose. it's body is covered in a BEETLE-TANK carapace which DEFLECTS ALL ATTACKS. It left a CREATURE CRATER in its wake! ITS WEIGHT IS IMMENSE.
(The Nine-Banded Armadillo is the most common armadillo in the states. They are very common in this area, and like to dig holes everywhere. My old neighbor thought they were nasty pests, but I like them lots.)